Odd Stuffs

A Calendar for Positive People

Well isn’t this a ray of sunshine? Who needs inspiring quotes, pictures of adorable puppies, or sexy firemen when you can stare at a pile of shit, day in and day out? After all, “same shit, different day,” right? Yikes. If things are this bad, we hope that this crappy attitude of yours stays confined to your home or office. The poignant theme is repeated relentlessly, throughout the year and the dates are blank so it can be used any year. I guess if you don’t expect 2013 to be completely shittastic, save it for 2014 – the year of the turd.

The Top 10 Apps You Need for Your iPhone 5

One of the coolest new features of the iPhone 5 is the 4-inch Retina display, an increase in height from the iPhone 4S. The larger canvas lets you see more of a page or screen – great for browsing the web or answering emails, but are apps keeping up? Here are 10 apps that made the cut.

FlipBoard – FlipBoard is like a magazine featuring your content – your Facebook feed, Twitter feed and favorite blogs taking center stage. The iPhone 5 screen lets you experience more of what you’ve come to expect from this app. Bigger pictures and more space to read content make this app visually appealing and extremely functional.

Police Install the Latest Car Phone

I love all the latest technology and so do the police, which is why they decided to install the latest in car phone technology. What an idiot the driver of this squad car was.

Golf Club – Weed Wacker Combo

The Big Daddy Driver looks like a massive golf club, but is actually a weed wacker.

Meant to be more as a novelty item, it actually is a working weed wacker.

But it’s size lends itself to fit inside a golf bag. So should your ball land in the rough, you could theoretically pull this baby out, clear away the weeds, and give yourself a better shot.

The product’s website doesn’t mention replacement string, though I get the sense they don’t expect this thing to be utilized often.

Visit Big Daddy Driver online…

http://www.bigdaddydriver.com/

Freaky Piercings and Tattoos

I have seen some freaky tattoos and body piercings in my time, but this guy really does look like a freak. How could anyone be able to walk down the street when you know that people will be staring at you.

Earth Dog Tags – When You’re Lost in Space

Just in case you get abducted by aliens, hauled out into deep space, poked and prodded, and then dumped off at the next planet, your Earth Dog Tag will help you get back home.

Just flag down some unsuspecting alien taxi cab, show them the drawing of where Earth is located, and hope to God the driver can figure it out.

But you better make sure you don’t lose your dog tag in a game of alien poker. You’ll never know what horror you might be sending our way.

Buy your Location Earth Dog Tag online…

http://www.earthbounddog.com/